hormel:

dogpetter420:

hormel:

Snail but with no shell

Oh those is then ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ slurms

a what

land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis:

anyway. here’s the top 5 grammatically unusual phrases containing the f-word that resonate with me the most currently

1. what’s so fuck then
2. what the hap is fuckening
3. Shut Your Fuck
4. fuck of
5. something’s fucky

parksandfluff:

thorcepticon:

fartgallery:

we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection

But then you pick the shark, the god damn apex predator of the ocean. I go in there and try to fight it anyways. I fucking lose though because its a mother fucking shark and instead the shark wins your affection and you two end up getting married. That was 6 years ago and now whenever im on facebook I see how happy you are with your shark husband and shark children. I often think to myself that I never should have fought that shark but then I look and see how happy you are and realize, I wouldn’t change a thing.

unstabledragon:

i have such a wide range of emotions, including

• Not-sure-what-im-feeling-but-it-isnt-bad
• Not-sure-what-im-feeling-but-it-isnt-good
• Empty
• Pure Unbridled Rage
• Manic Energy
• ?????????????????????
  

sea-gay:

bad